June 8, 2001
Rob Morse
San Francisco Chronicle

HEAVILY HIT ON: A Web site called thefirsttwins.com by San Franciscan Rudy Rucker is a breathless compilation of the adventures of Jenna and Barbara Bush.

It even has a paper written by Jenna for a University of Texas class called "The Rhetoric of Fairy Tales," in which she bemoans the lack of African American fairy-tale characters and rewrites "Cinderella" as "Chanderalla of Harlem."

Compassionate conservatism runs in her blood at about a .08 level.

The site also reports the twins' scores on hotornot.com, the site where young people trying to look sexy are rated hot or not by cruel Web surfers. Jenna was rated an 8.4 and Barbara a 9 on a scale of 10, with more votes cast than in all of Florida.